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| - If you're down and broke because of how much SMACK COST
And you've done so much that you're getting all your TRACKS CROSSED
So you go buy a thong so that you can get your CRACK FLOSSED
Pour some oil over your shoulder so you can get your BACK GLOSSED
You try to win against fracking, but they go ahead and FRACK (LOST)
And someone murders your superior, I guess he got WHACK BOSSED
And you're getting no action, and your salad really LACKS TOSSED
There's only one thing you can do - get donuts at JACK FROST
And the award for weirdest rap of all time goes to...
What to get: All their donuts are excellent, innovative, and unusual.
What not to get: 12 different donuts... these are heavy motherf***ers. You'll be sorry if you do.
How to improve: Have some soft, fresh, hot, straight out of the fryer donuts too... fluffy and simple, the way I like them, instead of just cake donuts.
To be honest, I don't really like cake donuts. But if I did, I'd be addicted to this place. And even I, someone who prefers soft hot doughy light fluffy doughnuts, can tell the difference between a standard cake donut and an exceptional cake donut. The ones here at Jack Frost are nothing short of exceptional. Five stars is not enough stars for these babies.
I've brought a few girls here over the years and there is a consensus. These donuts are spectacular. I've tried probably 20 different things they make (they vary a lot) and have gained quite a few calories from these. They're also extremely friendly in here.
For my soft hot gooey donut fix, I go to Biagio's out in Willowick (East Burbs) at 4am when the honey crulers are fresh out of the fryer, and I'm in donut heaven. But if you prefer big, heavy, fancy, bizarre, fun, imaginative and brilliantly made cake donut paradise, then come to Jack Frost, and come will be the operative word once you bite into them.
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