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| - 'Twas right before Christmas, 2012
Snowing like crazy, blizzard from hell
My tiny snowblower tried as it could
The poor little thing was the worst in the 'hood
Corner lot, crosswalk, fire hydrant too
The yard is so big, but Mr T says, you foo'
It'll take two days to clear it like this
Snowblower keeps stalling and jamming, boo hiss
I checked their website, they had one left
It was a big one, much needed heft
I ordered and paid and called in to get it
Closing early, 20 minutes, forget it
Dug and dug and dug the car free
Didn't get there, woe is me
Rang again, GM takes the call
Says don't you worry, I'll wait for y'all
Finally I get there, he helps lift it up
The trunk is too small, I'm totally f---ed
A Santa-like twinkle blinks in his eye
"I've got a truck, I can bring it, let's try"
He drops it off, it works like charm
Sidewalk all clear, no fines, no harm
The service is awesome, the people are great
Farm & Fleet in Verona, there's nothing to hate
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