As promised, any time I receive good service, I'll tell you guys about it.
Even though I'm doing absolutely nothing to warrant this sort of torture (read: I ain't getting any), I randomly decided that it was beyond time to trim the forest. I'm a super slow grower and after months of working to get just enough to be yanked out, I stopped in Nue for their waxing service.
My tech was named Dana and she was super sweet. She talked just enough to keep my mind off my follicles being ripped to sh*t but not so much that it was overbearing. She used a blue hard wax on me and my girl is as smooth as a baby's bottom (with the appropriate landing strip).
If you're in the Charlotte area and need grooming, I definitely recommend Nue! Ask for Dana! :)