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dateCreated	2018-03-14 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Fruits and Roots
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rev:text	After popping in to the Greek spot next door (that place is great, by the way), my wife and I went in to see what kind of smoothies Fruits and Roots had. Nothing really appealed to me which was fine, because I realized that a cold pressed juice is NINE DOLLARS. AYFKM? Girl, bye. The places you are modeling yourself after don't even charge that much. I live in the Mecca of health and wellness (Portland, OR) and this pricing wouldn't fly there. We ended up settling on sharing a 20oz "strawberry mint lemonade". Do you know what their lemonade is? It's water with some lemon squeezed in, pulverized strawberries (tops on), and mint. You know the free cucumber or lemon water you get when you check into a hotel or stop into the bank? That's literally what this is. And it is NOT good, especially for $6. They asked us if we wanted it sweetened with agave. Agave is just as refined as sugar, if not more so. ¯\_(?)_/¯ A note about staff: the kid at the register was nice and pleasant and greeted us, but then proceeded to explain the menu. That's weird, because I know how to read and have been to a juice wellness place before. What these folks are selling isn't much different than any other place. Second, I guess the owner was there but he didn't greet us because probably we don't look CrossFit or paleo enough or whatever. He made sure to get up and greet the people who came after us who looked like they just came from yoga. I'm a competitive power lifter, play roller derby and do yoga 6x a week. I'm your demographic. I would recommend not judging a book by its cover.
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