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| - Set your expectations low. Then half that. And that's what you'll get.
Everything about it is just off. Going for the first time, you'd expect some level of service where they explain how it works and all the various options available. Nope, none of that. Order a bbq onion chutney burger expecting that smokey sweet savoriness? Nope, scratch that. Would you like a moist burger with no seasoning or flavour? Oh yes, they have that. Or how about a bun that is 3 times bigger than the meat and therefore overshadowing the main reason to eat a burger in the first place? Yep, there's ton of that. And pair it with some soggy fries that feel and taste weeks old? Tick that box too. But wait, there's more! You asked for parmesan-garlic fries yes? How about we'll give you just a tiny bit of that parmesan-garlic because we're rationing like it's world war times. And let's call our plain ketchup misleadingly Balsamic Ketchup because it sounds hip and different. We'll throw that in too for free.
Maybe I came on an off day, but based on the moderately positive reviews so far, I was expecting something half decent. But no, I received only half of that. Actually, come to think of it, I probably got only a quarter of that at Burger 80.
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