PROS: This place is so fun!!! The river is a great spot to chill with and make new friends. The company makes it easy with frequently running buses, and there are a decent number of people on staff makes lines move quickly even on busy days.
CONS: The river is absolute ratchet trash. I mean this physically and metaphorically: physical trash like beer cans and marshmallows; metaphorically trash like people who have tramp stamps and tribal tats.
COOL: We saw wild horses.
NOT COOL: These randos attached themselves to our pod like Somalian pirates and kept squirting us with water guns.
NOTES: You need cash money and your ID. BRING SUNSCREEN!