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  • Yes! I didn't come in last place! Yeah, so I was 9th out of 10 (10 who drives like an egg... I remind him daily). Fun, fun stuff! And, ya'll can go drown in your sorrows after losing, with a nice cold beer... or four. Should have bought the 2 or 3 races w/t-shirt. I can get pretty competitive, and I wanted to try one more time after getting the hang of putting some muscle into my steering... and, letting people cut me off - NOT next time.... Meep, meep! Road Runner is gonna getcha next time. Okay, okay, you CAN get yanked off the race track if you deliberately crash into other carts and walls, but a little bump won't hurt. In fact, it may get your ass in gear and bring out your inner Danica Patrick. My advice: -Get outta of the gambling/drinking/stripper rut, and have some fun burning rubber. -Go in the day, before partaking in libations. -Buy more than one race. -Size up your competition, then gently bump them if they get in your way on the track. -Make sure you have a catchy racer name, because you'll wanna hear, "Streakin' Rican - 1st place", rather than "Drives Like an Egg, dead last and 40 seconds behind"! Meep meep!
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