So, I'd previously written about JJ's absurd reply that at 2.1 miles from one their franchises it was too far to deliver. I've recently seen JJ delivery vehicles within a few streets from my house so I thought they may have realized the stupidity of their policy and now delivered. Tried an online order and was again told they do not deliver to my area. What? So I contacted corporate and got the same ridiculous reply. Now remember this, Yelpers, I live 2.1 miles away. The driver doesn't need a passport to get here. Does not have to book overnight lodging. Needs not cross the Himalayas. A round trip would take all of ten minutes. So if it's such a short trip, why don't I just go myself? It's the principle. Don't brag about "freaky fast" delivery and then not deliver. Okay, I promise no more tirades against JJ.