Run for your life!
I maintain a board on Pinterest called "fades". It has 96 fade haircuts on it, all of which are of the low and tight variety. I showed the ....ahem.....stylist
the board. 96 pictures of the same haircut on 96 different guys. She casually glanced at it and asked...."which one?" At that point I should have headed for the door. I want a haircut like these 96 guys....not plastic surgery to look like one of them! She proceeded to gather up the top hair and take a bare clipper and buzz of every hair on the side, back and crown.
Then she snipped the ends off the top hair and sent me on my way. I knew it was a disaster but not until I got home did I see the horror. Looked like a cue ball with a floor mop sitting on top of it. So ridiculous, I can't go to a ball game because I can't take my hat off for the anthem. You could not get a worse haircut. Ever. Anywhere. Un-be-lievable.