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  • Not recommended. Food was actually not too bad for a buffet - if you don't mind barely warm plates with the dishes burning your hands. Drinks menu was rather simplistic and brief. The place was packed Saturday evening, service and the crowd were authentic. What was killing it all was the "music". That dude torturing a Hammond was discovering the basics of harmony and rhythm for a very first time - and it was loud, intrusive and horrible. Sort of like a kid playing with dad's cellphone, making some weird squeaking noises, mixed with automated "orientalish" tremolo. At first we laughed, but when one of the guests took his place and for about ten minutes was showing the public that Middle Eastern music is actually not just a horrific noise - and the bum-box boss was standing next to him with a face of a baby who got his caramel stolen - the whole scene started to look completely miserable. Belly dancer was there, by the way. Comfortably doing her routine, positively accepted by the public. It would be a silly overestimation, though, to consider that a show. Not even a one-person show. And then came a bill. 100$+ for two. So they actually call that place a "restaurant" for a reason.
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