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  • I've got a bad case of the meat sweats as I write this. Having been to various burger joints nearby, I was pretty stunned to see how packed up this place was. I was also pretty stunned by our server. Like a deer in headlights, I had chestigo everytime she came within view. Now, I'm not normally a pervert, but I'm sure that I am on that page in the back of her book now, with a capital P. But this review is supposed to be about the place, not the tits. I ordered the Aussie special. For the uninitiated, this comes with a fried egg, pickled beats, pineapple, boobs and bacon. The burger patty itself was a good 8 or 10 oz, and had an absolutely DELICIOUS flavour to it. I quite had my mind blown by this tower of tits.... I mean beef. It took me a whole 3 minutes to inhale this fucker. I mean it. I was engorging myself with every ounce of strength. The sweet titty fries, I mean sweet potato tits... You know what I mean... They were quite tasty as well, although not salty enough, and the only condiment was ketchup. I'm sure we could have ordered one of their many sauces, but we were too busy staring. I mean eating. Another thing should be mentioned. Their ranch sauce was AMAZING on the celery and breasts. Er. Carrots. The bill clocked in at a whopping $18, but it was great!
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