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  • This review is for LAVO as a nightclub. The review is: it sucked. It was tiny. Very small dance floor. main bar is tiny and takes forever to get a drink because of the stupid design around the bar. It's basically a big bottle neck. There are so many better places in vegas to go to. When we got there, it was still before 11, which is really early for vegas. The bouncer immediately asked if we were on the guest list. We told him no and he told us that we weren't going to be able to get it. WTF? it wasn't even 11 yet. The place was empty. The line was short, although i think they were trying to make it look like they had a line. The bouncer said to talk to the main promoter, who basically said the same thing. you can tell it was a very well rehearsed speech. I asked if he was refusing to let us in, and he backpedaled. he said 'let me see what i can do', like i should be grateful to the SOB. When we got to the front of the line, they let us in, no problem. Of course cuz they were hurting for business. They needed our $30 cover. While in line, i heard the bouncer and promoter run the same scam on other people in the line. Either they wanted us to bribe them, or this is the slimy tactics this club uses to try to not be pathetically sad. They can certainly chose to try this used car sales sleazy approach, but my group don't have to go back, can tell everybody about how much this club sucked when anyone asks about our trip, and write them unfavorable reviews wherever we can. Hey! That's what we did do. Lavo, you suck. Mainly because of your sleazy promoter and tactics, which is driving the types of customers you get...or are not getting. this club will die soon and become something else.
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