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  • The Butter Chicken here is A TRAVESTY. Like, a total, full throttle, cluster fuck of a failure. It is also a DANGEROUS meal because their shit is re-heated in a Styrofoam container in a GOD DAMNED MICROWAVE. Gordon Ramsey would not be amused. If you are serving food to people and making them pay 10 bucks for your shitty ass, bargain-bin butter chicken, don't you dare microwave that shit. STYROFOAM IS NOT MICROWAVE SAFE. IT LEECHES CHEMICALS INTO YOUR FOOD. IT CAN CAUSE GASTROINTESTINAL ISSUES AND IS KNOWN TO HAVE LONG TERM EFFECTS ON THE NERVOUS SYSTEM. ALSO, FIRE HAZARD.Get the fuck out of here with your shit Esther's Soup Kitchen. You are a joke show. First off, the whole meal is taken out from their refrigerator in a Styrofoam container, which is my first sign that things are off to a really bad start. Then they plop their over cooked, gristle ridden, fatty, cheap cut of chicken on top of their crunchy over cooked rice (anyone with a passion for Indian food understands that the magic of butter chicken, is that the best kind is usually the most expensive cut - the white meat - chopped into bite sized cubes, marinated for lord knows how long, and slowly simmered to infuse that magical butter sauce flavour into the chicken.) At Esther's, they use dark meat, and a terrible tasting cut too, you know the one, that cut that tastes like a mealy copper (Barf). And then, the best part is, they go into the back of their kitchen, where no one can see, TO HIDE THEIR SHAME OBVIOUSLY, to microwave the whole thing. Honestly wtf. I understand you're a soup joint, but Jesus Mother Mary, there is no reason for you to half ass a butter chicken. Because the stuff you serve on the plates to your ~Dine in Patrons~ looks pretty good and is plated beautifully. So what's the deal? Like, I can't even go on, because it was just so disgusting. Likely one of the worst meals I have ever consumed. I'm unfortunately going to remember it for a long time. That's how bad it was. I feel like I need a shower now, that's how dirty I feel. In all honesty. I hope one day they burn down their set up because THEY DESERVE IT. MICROWAVING STYROFOAM IS A FIRE HAZARD. YA'LL SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
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