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  • Everyone loves a round ass. A little junk in the trunk is awesome, and wonderful and if I were a dude you would definitely ping me as an ass man. If your wondering why my ass is getting rounder, Mojo is your answer.. and worth every assrounding calorie I might add! Mojo on Mill is literally, a 23 second walk from my office, and this my fellow Yelpers, is one of the most wonderful things in the universe. I come here, secretly, at least 2 times a week. Usually more. I love the cleanliness of this place most of all. The fact that over 200+ grubby sweaty college students and corporate whores alike can stumble in from the dirty streets of Tempe all day long and not have a smudge or single drip of yogurt on the floor is spectacular. They always have my favorite flavors, which are always the fruity ones, Pomegranate especially, and they always have my favorite toppings, which are also, always the fruity ones. I'm not just talking Maraschino cherries in sugary syrup or canned Pineapple, i'm talking freshly cut strawberries, just picked blackberries and blueberries and raspberries that will send your taste buds into a frenzy. F-ing Delicious. The kids that work here are little smiling dream boats, that never fail to brighten my mood, and the selection is just, perfect.. no one is left out, vegans, lactose intolerants, dieters, fatasses.. there is something for everyone. They also do the secret word of the day on Twitter, for 50% off your purchase, and how badassical is that? I love you Mojo, not just because you provide me with a tasty little get-a-way from work, but everything about you.. especially what you are doing to my ass.
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