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  • I had an unemployed friend (with an empty schedule) wait in line to buy a cheesecake and some madaleines for me as I promised I would pay for his bar tab later that night for this party we were planning to go to, as he is an alcoholic. He waited nearly 2 hours playing Bejewelled and Tindering unsuccessfully on his cellphone in line before being able to buy this cheesecake and madaleines. There was nothing spectacular about this cheesecake. It's merely a spongecake that can be bought at the T & T supermarkets or any other bakery in Chinatown up the road from this location. Anybody who willingly waits this long (2 hours or at least 20 minutes for that matter) for this cheesecake is a moron and should not biologically reproduce or have any children including my friend, the unemployed alcoholic. This would further help with the overpopulation problem.
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