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  • Ok. I am so excited to write this review and share with you this gem of a shopping store that I am almost standing at my keyboard. This place is amazing and awesome and I don't say that a lot. I don't. You walk in and right there to your left is some kind of photo processing thing and then it's women's clothing and then they have sports bras and purses on the right and then you get to shoes, around to the right are men's things like socks and underwear and belts and mesh shorts and sleepwear and then they also have books and cds and toys and outdoors stuff and back-to-school stuff (helpful for moms!) and there's candy and soap and deodorant and shampoo and little fingernail clippers for babies and cat food and dog food and water in plastic bottles. No way. You're not done yet because you have missed the entire middle of the store where they sell other things like towels and crayons and clocks and furniture. And little fryers to make fries and big handled spatulas and glasses and even watches to tell time with when you wear them on your arm just above your hand. Just be sure to 'set' the watch first or else it will tell the time for somewhere else or maybe even someplace that isn't even real. Hint: get a cart from the front when you first walk in if you think you're going to get more than you can carry. There's a Starbucks and a pizzeria and hotdogs and sodas and checkout lines two deep and next to them they sell candies and altoids and gum and even batteries. Do you like altoids? They're little candies from England that taste minty and come in little metal boxes. Target is like the Yelp of shopping because you can go in there and find awesome stuff that is worth talking about over and over and over again. The color scheme of the store is red and white and they have little targets on things so you can tell what store you got them at. This Target is different because the car care department is way in the back and if you are used to it being at another part of the store, you might miss it. Unless you go back there anyway. They have changing rooms to try on clothes and restrooms for both men and women. You should just go there and see for yourself. If you've ever been to a Target or a Walmart, you should go to this one as well to see the difference for yourself and to get great deals on all kinds of nifty stuff.
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