Daaaamn Gina. I am so addicted to those crack fries. They taste like cracked black pepper but they addict me like crack cocaine. And you know me! I love that yayo. Yayoooo.
I also love me some pretzel nuggz cuz I gotta get some nuggz up in this mug. Mmmmmm yeah.
And and and my bae she loves that Muffin Top vegetarian sandwichez. She's gotta get that vegantarian shit because I'm not fucking with no faatties.
So I'm impressed and like, you know I had to tell all my boys here on Yelp because, gotta hit it. Get all up in this bitch cuz HopCat is the heat.
(There was a really smart, pleasant bartender who worked here and knew a lot about beers. God save his soul. Or at the very least, please let him get a job at the myriad of other good craft beer bars in this city.)