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| - I'm really surprised to see so many 5 start reviews. We walked into the perch from the street entrance and were greeted by our server who told us we could sit anywhere outside. We grabbed a table and another server running over and seemed very flustered. We didn't have any menus and she immediately started asking us about drinks. We were still settling into our seats so we both just said waters to start. She's like okay so nothing else? I then asked for a menu.
Then the first server who greeted us came out with table settings and one glass of water... For two people?
We ordered a bunch of stuff to share and had to repeat several times what we wanted bc the server didn't seem to be familiar with the menu.
Then a manager came over and asked if we had a reservation, and yes I had made a reservation on opentable.
I got a Moscow mule and it wasn't every good... I ordered a glass of wine instead . Then the food came. Crab cakes were great.
Everything else needed a tweak. We got the carpaccio which was drenched in truffle oil. There was no balance of flavors. It was awful. And it came with a "potato purée" which we didn't understand. But either way it sucked, it needed butter.
We got the "Salmon Tiradito, Spicy Cucumber & Mango Salsa" which looked amazing according to these pictures on yelp... Well yeah not so much. It looked like a bright and colorful dish, but it was missing something. We took the cilantro lime sauce from the crab cakes and added it to the dish very lightly, and it made such a difference.
We also ordered the "Mozzarella & Heirloom Tomatoes Red Onion, Micro Basil". The first bite was great but that's about it. I really like red onions when they are balanced. There were so many red onions, that it was all I could taste. It was not pleasant.
And we pretty much a quarter to half the dishes before they started to take stuff "out of our way." I let the server know no was still working on the salmon. We ask for the check. I still have a glass of wine and salmon I'm eating when the server comes back with our bill, as I reach to my purse she puts my small plate on to the salmon dish...WTF?! And takes it away.
I was so irritated. Then I'm finishing my wine, and the server decides to take our ice teas and water away.... Are you serious?
We are still sitting there, the place is not busy.... And I'm clearly drinking my wine.
And never at any point were we offered dessert. Since we didn't each much here we ended up at Pinche Tacos, which was good.
Honestly it was horrible. I would never go back and I would not recommend it to anyone.
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