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| - no, said the little piggy. just no.
let's do the postmortem, shall we?
LOCATION
Hard Rock Hotel, which apparently attracts some of the most crass, uncivilized, and otherwise unsavoury individuals in Las Vegas
(DIS)ORGANIZATION
Classy, upscale venues have clearly designated individual queues for table reservations, guestlist, etc, in which guests can wait in an orderly fashion to enter. Vanity has a teeming mass of humanity engaged in a free-for-all as each person attempts to push, squeeze or otherwise make their way towards the entrance.
TABLES
The tables are packed way too close together, and the attendants make little effort to keep the dance floor from slowly encroaching on what little space exists around each table. These are not tables at which one can enjoy dancing with one's party with undisturbed abandon, KWIM?
DECOR
The decor & furnishings are really lovely, which makes little piggies a bit sad, for it's surely wasted on the crowd in attendance here
MUSIC
Quite good, really. Now, if only a very small piggy could find a place to dance without getting knocked into, bumped, jostled or rudely propositioned . . . there's probably a better chance of a slot machine funding my retirement tho (*(oo)*)
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