The "Montreal Airport" Holiday Inn
-- the one that's billed "Pointe Claire" --
Is hard to find, poorly run
At best I'd rate it "Fair."
Nowhere near the airport,
The "suite" is just a room
With a "kitchenette" at the entrance
It's not what you'd assume.
Management, at best, is sloppy
The internet's a bummer
Nothing really special here
To brighten up your summer.
Beware, if you reserve by phone
They'll plug you with a "bonus"
Which, if you buy, you will regret -
Remember, its on your onus.
The "Montreal Airport" Holiday Inn --
Remember, its Pointe Claire -
A very poor experience
That's all I've got to share.