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  • FatCat's friends and family stage intervention for FatCat, because FatCat not able to stop eating chicken wings. During intervention, FatCat hear many heartbreaking stories from loved ones about how FatCat's chicken wing addiction killing FatCat's most cherished relationships. FatCat get sad... but problem is... FatCat get chicken wing craving when FatCat sad. So FatCat promise everyone he never eat another chicken wing again, and sneak out of intervention to go to Crown and Dragon. Things FatCat like - Variety of flavours of wings - Wings themselves - fat and juicy - FatCat suspecting Mr. Owner chasing after most sexiest chickens in farm when Mr. Owner go to farm to get chicken wings for restaurant. Yummy. - Onion rings.. FatCat always order onion rings with wings at C&D. Things FatCat not like - Not many good beers on tap.. - The taller waiter cool, but shorter waiter give FatCat attitude in past when FatCat go. FatCat not know why. Recently, even short waiter become little nicer.. Maybe wife of shorter waiter not on strike from bedroom anymore? FatCat not want to speculate too much. Just enjoy wings fast, before friends and family from intervention show up to drag FatCat away from C&D. SIDE NOTE: Please watch movie called "Trainspotting" to get better idea of FatCats chicken wing addiction. Just replace every scene when man doing heroin, with scene where FatCat eating chicken wings. Other parts of movie exactly same. FatCat try heroin before.. Trust FatCat, chicken wings much more dangerous!!
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