Dude. If you don't like this stuff then there is something wrong with you. Went with two grown-ups and a two year old. Everyone had different things (not the two year old, he had ALL things) and it was all freaking fantastic and I don't even really like "frozen treats"?!
We all had popping pearls in our bowls, although I don't know what they are or what's in them. I'm guessing crack? The two year old acted like a crackhead trying to muscle his way into everyone's bowls just to get his tiny crackhead hands on our spoons, so I'm going with crack.
Also, condensed milk. Do that. Repeat.