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| - I took my mom out to dinner for her birthday and seriously had one of the worst meals of my life. I mean it's Bravo's so I guess what should I expect? But, let's begin:
We were sat in a corner, waited 10 minutes ( I timed it) before our server even greeted us, then placed our order (they were out of what I wanted of course.) She brought us some bread and dipping sauce, which was the only good thing we had, and our drinks. We got our salads and she walked away, we had no silverware which was really cool. After I had to find her to ask for it, we proceeded to eat the salad which has no dressing. Our sever, of course, was nowhere to be found so we flagged down another one who then had to "ring in" dressing. I mean seriously??! You couldn't just go and get a cup of dressing?!?! So we wait a few minutes for dressing... And then I had the entire core of the lettuce in my salad, a salad which was disgusting.
On to the "amazing" entrees, my mom's lasagna was burnt to a crisp and my "grilled" chicken pesto spaghettini was water logged and tasted like bland nothingness.
I'm now out of a drink and our server is still missing. When she finally makes an appearance, she sees my empty glass and asks me if I want more. (Sever 101: you don't ask, you just bring a fresh one or the pitcher. I know, I worked in a restaurant.) That took a good 5 minutes and she brings back a pitcher that had maybe 3-4 small sips of water in it. She finally asks how the food was and I said fine because I didn't even want to deal with it, but my mom said something. So the manager comes over.... It was seriously a fiasco. I will never ever go back. All in all the food sucked, the service was worse, and top it off their mints tasted like citrus mint bubblegum flavored chocolate. FOUL is an understatement. And now I'm just #HANGRY
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