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| - I relish the dark, dank, sexy atmosphere here. This is MY kind of place; Out of the sun, hiding under the glow of dim lightbulbs, soaking up the slight dank, dampness that comes with all 100 year old basements, sipping something slightly venomous and potent. These craft cocktails are quite special: very strong, perhaps slightly bitter, but also maybe still sweet, with a twist of unique flavor that you can't quite put your finger on, but you swear you recognize. The aftertaste of each one leaves you confused but wanting more, like a sudden passionate kiss in the dark from a lover that you've only just met.
If you do not like this kind of low light, spider-like, muffled world I would suggest that you stay across the street at noisy, bustling San Tan Brewery, under the bright, cheerful sun and misters, and leave us misunderstood 'Children of Inadequate Lighting' to our own whispering world.
Just kidding, visit The Ostrich. Enjoy a break from the sun and the heat and all the noise up top. Who knows? Maybe you'll find you like it down here in the cool darkness with us Children of Inadequate Lighting and these strong, unique craft cocktails.
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