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| - Avoid this place like a hooker with aids. Worst possible place on the planet to eke out an existence. Administration repeatedly sent eviction notices for because the staff is bored and have nothing to do but bother their prisoners, er, residents.
There is absolutely nowhere for kids to play besides the swimming pool, which is why my Porsche kept getting keyed.
Police constantly showed up at the complex, once for a neighbor's attempted assassination. A guy tried to shoot him through the walls of his bedroom. My other neighbors had the police call because he beat up one of his girlfriends, who I had to help out while the police came.
The pool is constantly closed, which is great because it's always dirty. The other great part when they close the pool is now you can't bbq your dinner as they have only two grills in the pool area, so if you have a dog forget about cooking dinner with your dog because the administration will literally try a spirit cooking ritual with what you thought was freedom, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
If you have a death wish, by all means, go for it - but don't say you haven't been warned. Terrible place!!!
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