About once a year, or every other year, I give in to flying United. I do this mainly because the schedule seems better for the price (not saying price is remotely good). Every time I do I regret every waking moment I spend in their presence. Maintenance is inept, 2 hour delays with perfect weather across the entire U.S., genuinely ungrateful-to-have-customers staff, and what comes across as lazy work ethic. This is my way of saying, "I love you Virgin Airlines, Southwest Airlines, and Condor Airlines!"