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| - Do you like spending hundreds of dollars paying multiple people to put their fingers in your mouth and move stuff around? Are you the kind of person that enjoys the sound of a drill on your teeth or the teeth of others? Do you like that small, irrational panic that comes from the fear that you might drown when the hygienist sprays you in the mouth with that tiny water hose thingy? Does the smell and feel of your own teeth/fake teeth being dremeled give you an overwhelming sense of joy? Does staying as still as you possibly can as a stranger puts a giant lead coat on you while you clasp onto a mouth guard thingy and said stranger takes a picture of you sound appealing?
OF COURSE NOT. NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE AWESOME.
Nobody likes going to the dentist. If anyone tells you they like going to the dentist, they are a d*mn dirty liar.
Before I went to Tempe Dental Care, I had two traumatic experiences as a child: One of them was a horribly violent root canal by some mean *ssh*le with stank breath, the second one was a creepy old pedophile dude who said, "you like to watch, don't you," when I was a kid. After those two experiences, I decided I didn't need the dentist anymore.
Howeva! The first time I went to Tempe Dental Care, it was close to 10 years ago. Maybe 8 years. I don't remember. Dentists freak me out, why would I try to remember that? Anyway, I had my wisdom teeth taken out here, and even though I was supposedly a grown-*ss adult, I asked if I could keep them...AND THEY LET ME. I still have them. Don't ask me why. The dentist was so nice and communicative throughout the process and the sidekick lady who assisted at the time was so caring, that even though I walked out with a mouth full of gauze, drooling blood out of the sides of my mouth, grasping onto a tiny blue box of wisdom teeth with a creepy smile on my face, I decided I might just give this dentist thing a chance again.
Which is the exact reason I keep coming back - the people. I feel like I keep getting tricked into coming here by all the nice people. It's like someone keeps telling me I'm going to Disneyland, I get in the car, and they take me to the dentist. The people that work here are nicer than my family, which is why I go to Tempe Dental Care twice a year and reserve family visits for almost never.
Heather is the hygienist who makes sure I don't drown when she cleans my teeth twice a year, and Jeff Ward is the dentist dude who takes my teeth out and replaces them with newer, better teeth (I had a crown put in today, ha). Anthony was the dentist's sidekick on this most recent visit and he was the bomb - dot - com.
TL;DR version: this place is awesome.
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