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| - At the Brat Haus, I like their beer more than their food.
They have a great selection of beers and some nice German options, too.
The food, however, is either average or subpar.
First, I wanted to order a variety of their sliders, but was told that I had to choose one variation.
Why? They give you four sliders, so just charge me $10 or whatever and let me select a combination of BLT, beef, and green chile chicken! Bastards...
Since my first request was denied, I decided to order The Pig Mac with bacon and an egg. The Pig Mac is a double cheeseburger with a pork sausage patty, a ground beef patty and the usual filler.
It was enormous, messy, and a chore to eat. Even after squishing it down, I still couldn't fit my mouth around this thing. I was forced to chop it up into smaller pieces and then had to daintily eat around the pink or undercooked parts of the pork patty. I didn't get sick afterwards, so I guess I will survive, but I really, really, REALLY hate eating pink meat.
It would have been nice if they allowed their customers the ability of choosing how they want their meat cooked.
Brat Haus had just cooked a pig, so a couple people in my party decided to try that. It didn't look very good and one guy even stopped eating it.
This guy requested some crispy skin and about 15-20 minutes later they brought out some "chicharrones."
I have never tried this stuff and I am glad I haven't, because I wouldn't have any teeth left. I took a little bite and nearly chipped a tooth...and it tasted awful. Blech. Who eats this stuff?
Really the only thing that they did well was the beer and a nutella milkshake that I ordered.
Please God don't have my friends take me to this place again...
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