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| - The main reason for the perfect star review is not only great tasting pizza, but their commendable consistency in taste, customer service, and time.
Imagine this: A lactose-intolerant foodie craving some good hearty pizza on a Friday night. Sounds crazy doesn't it? But it DOES happen folks! I'm here to tell you that I am living proof of the scenario described above. But what's a gal to do when she can't eat that ooey-gooey-melt-in-your-mouth-what-makes-a-good-pizza CHEESE!? I'll tell ya what; she goes to Clockwork!
Let me tell you this IRL story. So I get off work, it's 5pm on a Friday and like I said, my stomach's growling "pizza, pizza, pizza!" I ring up my good old buddies at clockwork, (such good buddies that I have them saved in my contacts... Yea, that's right), and I say "hey dudes, I need a godfather pizza, XL, and hold the cheese!" And you know what the cool part is? They don't even question it! They're just like alright, cool. And that's that! Other pizza places just give you an awkwardly judgmental silence on the phone and say "wait, no cheese??" So discriminatory!
Anyway - 30 minutes later, I've got my amazing cheese-less pizza with such powerful flavors, you would seriously think cheese was on this. So if I know that a pizza from here without cheese is possibly the best pizza I've ever had, well, think of the possibilities YOU have WITH cheese! For all you pizza lovers out there, cheese tolerant or not! Order from here! I'm telling you, you won't be disappointed.
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