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  • I used to sell Honey on the black market, and I got a good share of the profits (that was my Honey Cut), but I got sick of it (I was in a Honey Rut), so I opened a Crazy Golf course (named Honey Putt). One of my customers became the love of my life... we had nicknames for each other (she was Honey Butt) (I was Honey Nuts), and all was going well until we went bankrupt (Honey Kaput). So we started making adult movies together, and opened our own production company (Honey Smut), and it went so well that we were able to use the earnings to tour the country in search of the best Honey Pecan Ice Cream imaginable. And we found it. And it's in Cleveland. (drops mic) What to get: Honey Pecan Ice Cream Why: Because Honey Butt agrees, it's the best in the country Your dog won't like this ice cream, unless it's a Pecanese. If you close you're eyes, I'll hide your ice cream and we can see if you find it. Count to 40! No Pecan! The funny thing is, I don't even like Honey Pecan ice cream, mainly because I'm not crazy about nuts, but this thing is so good that I don't care - and you won't either. It's always busy here and the Honey Pecan is the reason why. There are several other locations in the area too, but this one is my favourite because it seems like all the cute customers hang out here, not to mention the girl that served me was a total flirt and while I am completely immune to such things... OK fine I'm not immune at all and I loved it. I need to pee and the only thing around is a can. I guess now it's a Peecan. Cleveland has a lot of wonderful places to eat main meals and snacks, but when it comes to dessert treats, you come here for ice cream, and then you go to Biagio's at 4am and get hot-out-of-the-fryer Crulers. And if the cute people here aren't enough for you and you're looking more for Playboy types, go to "Bunny Hut." If you want to date a comedian (like myself) try "Funny Hut." If Cleveland is too dreary for you, try the sister location in San Diego, "Sunny Hut." Or the Bank attached to it "Money Hut." Or the 2 places named after my jokes, "Crummy Hut" and "Corny Hut." And if all this has got you a little worked up and hot under the collar, then I'll meet you at "Horny Hut."
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