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  • My sister and I recently took some american cousins to Lisa Marie while they were in town for a family affair. Seeing as we were taking out family my sister and I saw it to be completely appropriate, as two employed adults, to take our mother's credit card and order the entire menu. (Here's a helpful tip! Whenever you're going out anywhere get someone else to pay and you'll find everything far more enjoyable!) Newly cashed up my sister decided to invite her friend Christina who, she informed us, would show up "quite drunk" but would surely enjoy our mother's "generosity". "Oh no!" I exclaimed, "Our perfect evening will be ruined!" Well, i was wrong, Christina showed up absolutely plastered but was a delight through the entire meal. So that's the last you'll be hearing of her in this review. We arrived at around 7:50 on friday and found it was easy to get a table for five but beware, the entire restaurant was full roughly 10 minutes after we sat down. We all sampled from their nice variety of Ontario Craft Beers until our lovely waitress came back and we proclaimed, "The entire menu please!". We started off with the Sugo, a large portion of a hearty meat sauce served with a side of bread in a brown paper bag (Kitsch!). Let me tell you, if you want to feel like you have the biggest balls in the goddamn world order this dish while wearing a brand new unworn white shirt. I swear I didn't get a drop on me. I haven't felt like a such a man in years and women have found me irresistible ever since. From this point on the night was a blur as it seems that Christina's (oopps, guess I did mention her again. LOL!) drunkness may have rubbed off on all of us a little but highlights included the pork belly cheese thing, the duck confit pizza and the turkey wing. Would have given them 4 stars but I had to ding them one for the parking. On a completely unrelated note, do not drive down to queen west, get drunk and try to leave your car parked on the street overnight while you subway home. Your car will get towed.
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