I've never had such bad Chinese food ever. I've eaten Chinese food in an airport and at a mall food court that was much better! Even Safeway's Chinese is more edible! We got the #1 (sweet and sour pork, egg roll, and pork fried rice) and the #3 (house special chicken, egg roll, chicken with veggies, fried rice). The egg rolls were terrible - my husband took a bite and SPIT IT OUT. They had an odd minty taste. The house special chicken was strangely cut pieces of chicken with a spicy black pepper brown gravy sauce. They even managed to mess up the sweet and sour pork - very dry pieces of pork with a radioactive sauce. We had a buy one get one half off coupon that they didn't apply. The only thing good I can say is the portions were huge -- which made for a lot of wasted food. The only edible part was the fortune cookie - probably because they didnt make it! Never going back!