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  • What on God's green Earth makes people think it's okay to go to a pool party when your gut sticks out farther than your tits/pecs?! I call that a "stick out". Geez, aren't you self conscious about that jiggle? Vegas pool parties, you're surrounded by the hottest bodies but then there is that handful of nastiness that makes my eyeballs bleed. And then these nasty bitches want to be on the pole and they can't even dance. Backf fat jiggling and all. Eww. You don't have to be super fit or skinny but, at least, don't be on the pole, thinking you're sexy. Don't even get me started on the hairy dudes. Wax that shit! *end of rant* Anyways, EBC was good. Great music. Food & drinks are yummy. We got a table for $1000 food & beverage minimum. Not bad at all. Our waitress was super hot AND friendly. Usually the hotter they are, the more unfriendly they are...but not our girl. 75% good looking people and great eye candy but 25% fatties (guys & girls). Security was super friendly too. And Michael Phelps made an appearance, looking like a stoned dolphin. The food was so good, especially the steak nachos and sea salt fries. I wanted to eat more but I was trying to keep the salt off my abs. I don't want to be a "stick out". We had bottles but we also ordered strawberry daquiries and they were delicious. I docked a star because the door goons were being shiesty. They were trying to make some extra bucks in their pockets. And when we said no thanks, they threatened to pull our guys out of the line or hold them back in line. Wack! Tip of the day: Walk carefully on the wet cement. I saw at least 3 chicks eat shit. Ouch!! So embarassing!!
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