Breakfast with Santa buffet..... Two words.. FUCKING EMBARRASSING.
We did this for the little one. He was so excited to see Santa.. And Santa was great, really nice guy. But the buffet, if you can even call it that was a joke.. Imagine about 20 people lined up to get Scrambled eggs from a carton, way under cooked hash browns previously frozen, bacon obviously precooked, sausage precooked barely warm and dry biscuits and waffles that were not there... Yeah that is it about 6 choices of crappy food that about every free breakfast buffets at Hotels like Embassy suites or Residence inn beat without effort. I am not joking, those FREE Hotel buffets beat this garbage.. I bet the premixed add water camping/hiking meals they sell in the camping section of Bass Pro Shops would have beat this shit.. It was fucking beyond TERRIBLE. A new low for food in my life.
Then on top of that to make matters worse they had metal lids on all the food. Yeah I am seriously not joking.. So you had to open the lid and see what special surprise was in store for you with 20 people behind you chomping at the bit for your ass to hurry up...
Oh and it gets better, so I am sitting there and the one lady that is sitting people who doubles at the only waitress comes to the table with my coffee. So I said you guys look a little overwhelmed. And she explodes with her life history on how they are leaving her out to dry.. Right in front of the poor kid who just wants to see Santa... My jaw hit the floor.. She was practically screaming how terrible they are treating her in this job... I almost said something like hey we got little kids around here to see Santa, lets hold our composure.. But I felt her pain because this CLUSTER FUCK was obviously the soul responsibility of the restaurant manager, not her. And she deserved to vent.
Total price with tax almost 40 bucks for 2 adults and one kid... NOT JOKING once again..
If I was the GM of Bass Pro Shops I would fire the sorry son of a bitch that is managing that restaurant ASAP.... Whoever it is shouldn't even be managing a hot dog stand... Pathetic.