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1. The cakes don't taste phenomenal -- good, but not great.
2. Don't bother with the coffee, get some across the street for half the price and less sass.
3. The booze? The same beer is down the street for several dollars less.
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1. The cookies and brownies, though expensive, are wonderful, and are great for portion control (instead of making them at home and eating half the batch).
2. That ice cream, though small in portion, is the BEST ice cream I have ever tasted. The most delicately flavored, nuanced, and wonderful ice cream ever. And I'm an ice cream connoisseur.
3. Hey, it's a local business with no competition. The prices are bound to be a bit high.
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