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  • This is by far the worst meal I've ever had in my entire life. I actually ate here a month ago, but I still get so upset thinking about it so I had to come on here to tell everyone to STAY AWAY. Stay far far away. First of all, we were seated at a table with dirt on the tablecloth, dust in one of the wine glasses, and a nice layer of grime covering the other. This was the first red flag. For appetizers, we ordered the calamari which was cold and bland. They tasted worse than the frozen kind you buy at the grocery store. Mind you, this took ages to come out. The restaurant was not busy so they truly have no excuse to bring out cold bland food and call it a day, especially at this price point. Unfortunately, this wasn't even the worst part. We waited over an HOUR for our main courses to come out. Now, if this was the best meal I've ever had in my life I wouldn't mind. In fact, I wouldn't even mind if it was the most mediocre meal I've ever had because I was grumpy, starving, and could not wait to eat and get my butt home. We honestly should've just left at this point but we were in too deep. Our pastas finally arrive! Hooray! God is good! After that lacklustre excuse for calamari, I should've known better. IT'S COLD! THEY SERVED ME COLD PASTA AND POURED ROOM TEMPERATURE CANNED PASTA SAUCE ON TOP! THE AUDACITY. AFTER A FULL HOUR+ LONG WAIT. The sauce had that distinct overtly sweet flavour you get from a can. The pasta was cold and tasted stale. I know for a fact they did not make this bad boy from scratch. And if they did, and they truly took over an hour to get this plate from the kitchen to me then wow. Really. Just wow. If you want a more authentic Italian experience go to East Side Mario's or buy a can of Chef Boyardee. But really though, save your money and take it elsewhere for a nice night out, whether it's with your S/O, your family, your friends, or your side chick. Yes, this restaurant is not even side chick worthy. There are lots of other places to eat at in this neighbourhood. 0/5
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