After not getting into Sneaky Dee's we ventured down to McDonald's to prolong the time until she inevitably would barf (and then I would subsequently barf because the smell of barf is just the worst).
Though she was unable to determine for the bouncer how many drinks she had had, she was able to promptly order a giant mcFlurry and use her debit to pay for it and have me eat half of it, also a cheeseburger. She may have tried to start a fight with a group of teens I can't really remember.
Everyone at McDonald's is so nice. I feel like I have made life long friends. I also slipped on ice outside here one time and that was PRETTY EMBARRASSING.