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  • If you're going to buy food here you might as well just go to the Sunoco gas station up the street: it's cleaner and there are less creepshows loitering around the entrance. I know this is unlikely, but there's so much debris on the floor /piles of boxes stacked everywhere that I feel like if someone wandered by me with a live goat in tow I wouldn't be surprised at all. I'd be like, "Hey, take that goat some place more sanitary, like a farm or landfill." (I've heard goats eat garbage?) If you like food (even a little bit) do not walk down their produce isle. It will give you nightmares. It's scarier than the place in the Strip that shrink-wraps all their fruits and vegetables (I have no idea why they do this but it's gross). The shelves are generally half-empty and the merch they do have is stuff you don't need--think sardines packed in tomato sauce and jars of marshmallow fluff. To be fair, they're really inexpensive. Their sale flyers have led me to believe that their target demographic lives exclusively off of the cheapest processed foods known to man: pop-tarts, Kraft mac and cheese, peanut butter and $1 loaves of white bread. Round out the picture with a staff that looks so downtrodden they could be living in 1950's Russia and you know what it's like to go shopping at the Bloomfield ShurSave.
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