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| - Dear Central Coffee Company,
I love your ambiance, omnipresent hipster clientele, vegan treats, veggie quiche, the "Central Shorty," perfect-pouring baristas, and so much more. My only question is why you have to be so far from my home? But never you mind, I'm moving closer as soon as I'm able in order to partake of your delightful establishment more frequently.
Also, thank you for blessedly catering my morning wedding's zombie guests in need of your life-sustaining java. You revived us all and gave us the pizzazz we needed to have a fantastic event. Bravo.
Finally, Central, your generous free wi-fi makes it easy for those of us who work remotely to plug in our power cords and have a productive, caffeinated day!
Forever yours,
JJ
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