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  • None of the strains I checked even smell like weed. Period. I always check out strains that I know. Strains I've grown or smoked multiple times in the real world (outside of phoney prop 203). There's no point in trying to learn a new strain when there's zero indication of it being that strain. Hey at least your bud tenders don't pretend all this crap is going to have different effects from each other. There's literally nothing strain related to this dispensary garbage. Its just throw away edible grade POOP. If I grew Blowfish at home it would smell and taste like Blowfish. Unmistakable. If I grew Lemon OG at home it would be somewhere in the familiar distinct unmistakable spectrum of weed smells and flavors, at the minimum. Why doesn't your pot fall anywhere on this spectrum? Your bud falls no where on the known Cannabis aroma charts. I've shown it to Emerald cup judges if you wanna be brave and keep arguing to the grave that your "Headband" even smells like any weed variety at all, let alone Headband. How can people smoke this crap knowing it smells like grow products and rotten mediums instead of like weed strains? Flavor and aroma are the only indicator of quality there is! I already know these tainted smells and what side effects they'll have. Buzz kill weed! Crackhead placebo subhuman chemical bud and fungus bud. Enjoy the free asthma attack and the bonus headache along with zero euphoria. I don't care if you think a bud smells "good".. A bud smelling like it's supposed to is the only good smell. But since I'm not picky I'll literally settle with any strain that smells like any strain at this point. Your weed does NOT taste like weed. Simple. Its below garbage. Even if a strain doesn't smell and taste like its suppossed to, IT SHOULD AT LEAST SMELL AND TASTE LIKE WEED OF SOMETHING VARIETY, NOT LIKE NOVELTY GROW PERFUMES OR FUNGAL DOMINANT MEDIUM. I dont know why this crap is being produced. I know why it's being sold; Because no one in Prop 203 expects a natural authentic product! This program is a joke.. Its not alternative medicine. Its not natural I can freaking smell grow products on it! You have no legit terps. I dont know why anyone's consuming this crap. It makes no sense for such a weak drug like shitty bad tasting snake oil fed unflushed Cannabis to be gobbled up by all these cardholders and their street customers (ain't no one dabbing 5 ounces of wax a month, don't even pretend these people buying this trash are sick) The black market, to little kids must be where all this medicinally useless crap is ending up. Adults have quality standards. Aint no foodie ever went into a fancy restaurant and asked for the biggest plate. Aint no wine connoisseurs claiming Gem Clear is better quality booze than a bottle of Don because it has a bigger number next to the % symbol on the label. Aint no heroin head shot up fake Oxy and enjoyed it. This stuff is obviously going to crackheads and little kids. Sound adults have standards in every aspect of life.
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