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| - So my wife and I decided it was time for her to see the Rocky Horror Picture show again, as it had been a few years. Myself, having never seen it, thought it would be fun after her description of how these shows "usually" go. We purchased the tickets using Groupon for a reasonable (at the time) price.
Upon arrival she was giddy with anticipation. We get to the door and were greeted actually nicely by the couple of robocops they had. Walked into the venue and were greeted by an asshole for our tickets. Looked around at the seating arrangements and picked what we could out of the many cramped rows of shitty, yet nicely soiled and tattered folding chairs. I mean, who doesn't love their ass falling asleep whilst having your knees in someones liver, and the same favor being returned?! Amirite or amirite But hey, the cocktails weren't terrible :)
They go through the rules and such with crowd participation, that was pretty cool to me as it was a new experience. Movie starts and that's where bad went to worse. Not only was the sound so low you couldn't hear shit being said from the 2 mini projector screens, but it also had this hi-pitch to it. Then as the movie progressed, we were delighted to be forced into hearing shitties seeded throughout the venue. It was like the worst talent show at an Jr High. They completely ruined the experience with their all so well scripted in-betweeners. My wife, who had seen this show multiple times, was put off by these douchers....man and woman alike. They did not sit, they roamed across the back and sides yelling shit as if it were making the experience oh so much better. Much to our surprise, we weren't the only people who thought it was over-kill. Just about everyone within hearing distance was getting more agitated. Not only was this one fatty (white fat ass with shitty tribal-esqu gauged earrings a red shirt horrible hipster style beard and lovely body odor) running back and forth being annoying, but he was also very vocal on how he was forgetting what to say, saying it early.
Needless to say, I would rather give our $35 to some tweaked out stripper on the corner begging for money next time rather than give our money to this production or establishment who didn't even try to curb the obnoxious morons.
PS, we only lasted an hour or so :p
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