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  • I think that Parts and Labour should have a warning sign affixed to its exterior, similar to the rules and regulations posted at public swimming pools. The proposed signage would read something like this: 1. Warning: If you are over the age of 26, you will likely want to flee the premises before 11:30pm. Busloads of young people clad in either lycra, Affliction, Naked and Famous, or an ironic combination of the three, are likely to invade the bar. 2. Although we make every attempt to deter our patrons from fist pumping and 'sexy grinding' by playing Ariel Pink very loudly, please note that it is likely this embarrassing behavior will still take place after 12pm. 3. If you are dining with us and would like to carry a conversation with your guest(s), we would advise that you sit at the bar. Be warned that if you dine at a communal table, you may be seated next to a group of fashionable but inexperienced diners with a lot of disposable income, who consider taleggio and polenta a culinary adventure. 4. The cocktails here, when properly mixed, are pretty tasty. Our bartenders should receive props, especially in light of the post-traumatic stress they must experience while dealing with a portion of our clientele (see #1). 5. Be brave.
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