Hey Mirage: WTF? No, seriously. WTF???
When you make a big deal out of a multi-million dollar renovation, you better deliver.
The show was amazing...PRE-renovation. I remember standing across the street and feeling heat from the "explosions" 15 seconds prior. Therefore I anxiously awaited this new show.
As the spectacle began, water splashed upward to the beat of loud tiki drums (Choreographed water dances? Where have I seen that before?...). The music built. And built. And built. But the "lava" never truly exploded or did anything that took my breath away. Where was the heat? The oooohhhs? The aaaahhhs?
The music abruptly stopped, and everyone walked off on their merry little way. I was dumbfounded. Disappointed. Pissed off!
I then thought about the possible gambling losses I avoided during that ten minutes, and walked away at least a little relieved...