Haute cuisine, you seek? Keep moving. This iconic diner has managed to keep prices within reason, while maintaining the original atmosphere and food quality. The scratch oatmeal which I enjoyed here as a child has long been absent, but many "signature items" such as "The Scrambler" maintain the original identity. If the lack of healthy options make you skittish, the token side salad should likely ease your guilt as you enjoy the ample corned beef hash. Best time to go is early in the week for breakfast.