It's very challenging to review places on your birthday. While you are drowning in happiness and flowers, the last thing you want to do is to grab a pic of mac-n-cheese instead of your guests.
However through the blur of swirling happiness, I noticed couple of things: cocktails were weak, seafood mac-n-cheese was mediocre ( it's literally your Kraft mac-n-cheese with couple of shrimp), chicken strips were even more generic than mac-n-cheese. Good wine and service though. And my friend also had out of this world cheeseburger with sweet potato fries. However I always need more than just a cheeseburger to fall in love. I require exquisite appetizers and out of this world entrees. And of course I didn't go around the table asking my guests: "What would you give your steak on the scale of 5?" Even though God knows was I tempted to do so when one of my guests looked all shocked after receiving his tini-tiny sirloin.
His girlfriend elbowed his spleen and whispered: " Its a sophisticated place. Don't make a scene. I'll feed you some potato chips in the car."