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  • First off, this is NOT burlesque. This is only slightly better than what I would expect from walking into a strip club. Only one playful strip tease - everything else was just instant boobs. I dont need to see an hour of boobs. But im not a dude so maybe im biased. If you need to see an hour of boobs, this show is for you! Fake boobs everywhere. Unoriginal "im touching myself" dance moves. Most of it seemed more robotic than them actually enjoying the music. Very little playful stripteases that define burlesque - instead they come out entirely topless at the beginning of the acts and then just kind of dance around. Boring. Some of the acts are weird too, like the two where all you see is legs. Just legs dancing for 3 min. Meh. The legs had nice shoes though. Music and sound effects were often too loud and the lighting is a little intense at points. Some cool use of the projector as a lighting backdrop I guess. Venue sucks. It feels like youre in your friend's basement that they tried to make into a strip club. Try to picture that. Hard to see and stage is tiny as hell. Overall, id recommend going to a strip club over this show. Highly unimpressed.
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