You get what you pay for! I want to add a very important tip for travelers:
BRING YOUR OWN TOILET PAPER!! Unless you just-love the cheapest possible half-ply garbage! I do NOT. I like Charmin & they like sandpaper (which just rips).
Also, if (like me) you're there to kill-time on a business trip, no internet (phone signal) is a problem! This place is huge so don't be totality shocked when some random person starts asking for money - in the halls by your room! #ThatWasCreepy Apparently guests invite their crackhead friends over! Great. I'm avoiding this hot-mess from now on if possible!
There's always a long wait at check-in. Get buzzed in advance so that you can be patient whilst waiting. #Boring Your S.O. can wait w/ luggage over to the right in the "VIP" area. Please no children! Just say no.