Gawd damn. Love.
Used to hate Robertos. Every time Ive been there years prior my friends would be like 'omg these chicken tacos.' Lemme tell you something. The chicken tacos are shit. If you want to pay 1.29 or 0.99 on Wednesdays for some boiled unseasoned meat inside an obviously fried because its expiring tortilla then you, not my friend, have the taste buds of a Frogger that finds car bumpers tasty. Chicken tacos here are nasty.
My wicked hangover, thanks to a gal working at Cheetahs named Cindy that was really a working gal but wasnt but was, led me here one early Sunday morning.
F no I didnt order no chicken taco bs.
I ordered a chicken enchilada combo which came with 1 nastifuk chicken taco and an adoboda taco. Or was it adobaba. Or was it abodaba? I dont know I said said gimme an abracadabra taco or whatever you call it. The abracadabra taco is carnitas but seasoned so much better so I feel sorry for you dumbnutz that dont order it.
It was bomb. Took one bite of that shitty chicken taco and wanted to use it as toilet paper or to repair scaffolding. Scarfed down that enchilada and glorious abracadabra taco quicker than an asian nerd plays pokemongo or whatever it is called that gets you ganked.
Do you want to walk around collecting imaginary stuffed animals or do you want delicious tacos? What do I know everyone is retarded these days. I call it Minecraft Syndrome and dont get me started on that.
Order the aboboda or whatever it is called. Great deal and yumz.