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| - Ok, don't nut punch me 'cause I'm writing a review on Da Bux. I'm not here to review the mediocre drip, the yeast infected pastries, nor the annoying indie music. I'm here to say that this Starbucks has more eye candy for the 30 something crowd than a 75% off sale at Banana Republic. It starts with being one of the largest Bux in all of Phoenix. It is 3X bigger than any of the other green brown stations in the area. This lends itself to bunches of coffee cake crusted comfy cushions and chairs that spill out into an L-shaped patio with a Parisian bistro flair. Now for you ladies (hey, hey, ladies!), the pecs around here usually sport specs since they are in their 30's to 50's, but they got cash (or they are at least nicely dressed perverts). NOW, for us guys, the breasts around here are more fake then the goods lining Shanghai's flea markets. But heck, as long as those nipples aren't plastic, I'll bite.
+++'s: THE best Starbucks for older eye-candy (30+), free Wi-fi with your starbucks card, ample seating, always a good clean crowd, in Kierland commons
- - -'s: it's another Starbucks
In sum, if you want to enjoy a cup of Joe (or Jane) in style, this is the Starbucks to do it at.
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