Never been to Turf Paradise before, even though I grew up just 2 miles away. I thought it might be fun to go for their Kentucky Derby event. I went to the main Will Call entrance but my name wasn't on the list and they told me to go to the Club entrance. I walked over there and the lady at that table told me they don't have a Sanderson Lincoln Black Label Lounge and asked another lady where I need to go. Finally they told me I'm on the other side with the tent. I got to the tent and checked in. I was thirsty and got a small bottle of water for $4. The "air-cooled lounge" was not what I expected (tent with fans). All of the tables were reserved so there was nowhere to sit. The music was loud. Women were dressed ridiculously in dresses and crazy shoes. We left the tent in search of food and a place to sit. Walked over to the general admission area and found a food stand. I asked for a hot dog combo. The girl said we have to pay "over there" first and pointed. Where? "Over there." Walked over to the register and said I wanted the hot dog combo. She said they don't have french fries outside, only chips, but she said we could get fries inside. So we went inside. It smelled kinda musty in there and the people weren't dressed so fancy (likely the regulars). Walked to the snack bar for a hot dog combo. Their fountain drinks were out of order. They only had Dr. Pepper and Diet Coke in cans... Wow. I asked for bottled water. There weren't any tables available inside so we stood to eat. Then we made our way up to the stands. There was bird poop everywhere... This place is so old and dirty. Watched a few horse races and left. It was uncomfortably warm and I was lethargic. I came, I saw, and I don't need to return. Turf Paradise was a big letdown.